I wrote some Alanna/George fluff! It was about time I got back to my original favourite couple :) Housed over at the_unseelie

Title: I love winter
Rating (and Warnings): MA[Aust] or R[US]
Written for: Goldenlake Advent Calendar Prompt #1 - Winter
Summary: George has fun telling Alanna why he loves winter.
Notes: I was just thinking that I needed to get back to writing about my first favourite Tortall couple, when this came to me in the shower. :)

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( “I love winter,” George muttered as he laid another kiss on his wife’s beautiful bare skin. His hand caressed her thigh. )

I think I know why my Kel/Wyldon/Vivenne fic isn't getting anywhere.  The whole 1 man & many wifes/girlfriends thing kinda bugs me.  Just to be completely contrary and hypocritical, I have no problem with the 1 woman & many husbands/boyfriends deal :P  hmmm... anywho, moving on ... :P

I actually quite like the K/W/V trio, and I can see the ending with the trio living (and doing other things) together happily... but I just can's seem to see how to make them get there, without seeming to be out of character.  I've got bits and pieces floating around in my head but no idea how to fit them all together.  It just doesn't click.  It's like putting together a puzzle with one of the pieces missing: endlessly annoying and extremely frustrating.  You're so close, yet so far.  I just need to find that missing ... something ... and finally get all the other bits and pieces of the fic to click!  But my reflexive "wtf..." reaction to one man with many women is getting in the way.   I don't know if I'm good enough at writing this trio to pull it off. :S

Ahh well, maybe now that I've figured out why I'm stuck on this fic, I can get past it.  Hopefully soon!

Yay!!! Some progress on my to do list :D I've finished the Wyldon Wallpaper :D

Check out the finished Wyldon Quotes Wallpaper Here, @ the_unseelie !!!

HELL NO!!!

WTF

Check out this gallery of bizarre Megan Fox quotes. It's well, mind boggling to say the least.

Tell me what you think, is she really that dumb, or is it all an act, ... or maybe she's stoned?

Examples from the Megan Fox bizarre quote gallery:

"I don't want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson - who I have nothing against, but I don't want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I've every learned to prove, like, 'Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.' I don't want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard - but I do. And part of it is my own fault."

"Robert Pattinson and Zac - they're just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That's a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they're immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties."

"Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time."

Just saw this tweet on Laurell K Hamilton's Twitter :D  *gigglesnort* LMAO So endlessly amused right now.

“Anitaverse/ Twilight Edward Cullen in Anita world he’d be arrested as a pedophile like any 80 yr old man sneeking into child’s room at night.”

*teehee* I completely agree with this.  LKH=Win!

This is a collection of Tamora Pierce one sentence fics I wrote for One Sentence Week over on Goldenlake. I appologise in advance for the dodgy run-on sentences. 
Read these fics Here @ the_unseelie

Title: George the Rogue I - 'Knife'  ( G - AU: George the Rogue & King Roger  )
Title: George the Rogue II - 'Failure'  ( G - AU: George the Rogue&King Roger )
Title: George the Rogue III - 'Queen'  ( G - AU: George the Rogue & King Roger )
Title: George the Rogue IV - 'Joy'  ( G - George the Rogue & King Roger )
Title: George the Rogue V - Lesson  ( G - AU: George the Rogue, & King Roger )
Title: George the Rogue VI - Thrill  ( G - AU: George the Rogue & King Roger )
Title: Bittersweet  ( G - AU: King Roger  )
Title: There's dust in my hair!  ( G - Numair&Daine )
Title: So what  ( G - Daine & Cloud (mentions Numair) )
Title: Oops,  ( PG-13 - Jon/Thayet/Alanna/George, Numair  )
Title: It's a Fertility Ritual, Honest!  ( PG-13 - Jon/Thayet/Alanna/George, Numair&Daine )
Title: Strength  ( PG - Kel/Wyldon )
Title: Curious Kitten  ( G - Kitten meets a panda )
Title: Who wants to fly anyway?  ( G - Kitten  )
Title: Exuberance vs Tolerance  ( G - Cloud & Kitten  )
Title: Wyverns go away!  ( G - Kitten battles wyverns  )

GRAND OPENING!!! of The King's Own

The King's Own is a brand new TamoraPierce fanfiction archive.  @ www.thekingsown.org

Well, what's so great about this one? You ask?

Well, unlike some other sites which I shall not name, *cough*fanfiction.net*cough* The King's Own was created (and will be maintained) by fellow Tammy fanfiction writers, for fanfiction writers.

What else is so great about it?

• The site features are attractive, simple, and easy to use.
• The usual abilities to add: Customisable Author Bios, Favourite Authors and Stories, Reviews, Respond to Reviews, Series, Multiple Chapters, and be able to opt in or out of notifications/alerts.
• Stories are categorised into Tortall, Emelan, Provost's Dog, and Crossovers.  You can Select More Than 1 Category for your story.
• Within each story category, there is an extremely comprehensive list of characters (compiled by Tammy fans) to highlight your fic for others to search by.  You can Select As Many Characters As You Like for your story.
• You can further classify your fic by: Genre (e.g. Romance, Humour, Angst), Ship type (e.g. Slash, Het, Gen), and even by Challenge (e.g. Piercefic 08, Peculiar Pairings Ficathon, Malorie’s Peak Prompts [these are Goldenlake challenges]).
• There is also a list of warnings for you to choose from if needed (e.g. character death, squick).
• Comprehensive Search function - you can search by categories, challenge, characters, ratings, genre, series, ship types, titles, and authors
  

So what are you waiting for? Come of over to http://www.thekingsown.org and check it out!!!

We've already got over 100 stories in the first 13hours of opening!!!
Come join the fun and Tell your Friends
 

I'm not a fan of Keira Knightley, at all, but this article just amused me to no end. :P

*teehee*

Keira's boobs pumped up for Chanel ad

I did up some vibrant red banners for a Fanart Mini Challenge over at Goldenlake. It's a forum for fans of the author Tamora Pierce.

Preview - click on links below to view full versions


Red Banner 1 - Non-animated

Red Banner 2 - Animated

The banners are housed over at my art & fiction lj community the_unseelie

Why don't you come on over and play at Goldenlake.

There will be more to come ... stay tuned.

I keep seeing the ads for Law & Order: UK, and it's really really bugging me. They've changed the voice over guy and background music. This version is sooo bad and cheesy, and I just can't get over how ... well, pretentious it sounds.  The new voice over guy really gets on my nerves. 

Is it just me? Here, judge for yourself.

Ok, so I went to Big W today.  They had chocolate on sale.  This is what was on the shelves. 

Oh by the way, let me point out that today's date is 09 August 2009.  Now look closely at the use-by date on the packet. 



EPIC FAIL!!!!

Completely Random Funny Pic!!!

Asher, from Laurell K Hamilton's Anita Blake series.  His bite is orgasmic.  Literally.  That's his power.  Need I say more?

It's rather redundant to put Edward Cullen in this question because he doesn't bite humans.  duh.   Plus I'd behead him if he came near me.